Dear Mayor Antaramian and Governor Evers:

We, the businessmen and women of Kenosha want to thank you for your diligent work on our behalf during the current riots [just kidding!!!]. Ordering the police not to disperse the rioters and protect our businesses was a real stroke of genius. Be sure to include footage from the riots in your next campaign commercials. That will do wonders for your election.

Refusing to meet with President Trump was also brilliant. After all, we don’t need or want the protection of the National Guard. We don’t mind paying for them, but we certainly don’t want them rousting the rioters and looters in our town; that would create a bad image for us as a city. Good job, boys!

Finally, we think you should be congratulated for bringing former Vice President, Joe Biden, to meet with Jacob Blake, Sr. It was really uplifting to see and hear his raving and ranting about the police, especially when we had read his posts about those filthy Jews and supporting Minister Farrakhan. We should be really proud of him! That was a great day for Kenosha and one we will remember for a long, long time – all the way to the next election.

Anonymous Businessmen of Kenosha. [We’re anonymous because we don’t want you to “dox” us to your buddies in BLM].

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