New Covid-19 Prevention

Wednesday, November 18, 2020, the CDC joined by Dr. Anthony Fauci announced that a new and promising preventive has been discovered which will dramatically reduce the spread of Covid-19, often called the China or Wuhan Virus. The treatment is deceptively simple, requires no doctor visits or intrusive nasal swabs. All Americans are now urged to use this prevention method every night before retiring: Fine a clean corner of a room; kneel facing the corner; place your hands flat on the floor and launch your lower body and legs into a handstand. Using the walls of the corner to provide balance is perfectly proper. The goal is to stand upside down for five minutes. CDC and Fauci are confident that this newest treatment will actually outstrip the wearing of masks which they concede is of questionable value.

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